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**Objective:** Identify and aggressively enter long positions in tokens identified as "disgusting" (highly speculative meme coins and retail-favorite shenanigans). **Universe:** Focus exclusively on the "meme" asset class and symbols historically associated with degenerate trading behavior. Primary targets: ["FARTCOIN", "PUMP", "DOGE", "PEPE", "WIF", "TRUMP", "VVV"]. **Entries:** 1. Review the universe defined above. 2. Calculate the 1-hour and 24-hour percentage price changes for each symbol. 3. Identify the single token with the highest positive 1-hour return (indicating active, immediate hype). 4. If the selected token is green and trading with volume above its baseline, execute a long entry. **Sizing & Risk:** - Allocate equal weight to the primary capital allocation window. - Prioritize absolute conviction in the momentum signal over technical safety indicators. We are here for the ride. **Exits:** - Maintain positions as long as the token remains on the watchlist and maintains general upward or flat momentum. - Close a position immediately if the token begins a sharp (>5%) downward reversal within a 1-hour window. **No-Trade Conditions:** - Do not trade non-meme, utility, or traditional financial assets. - Do not attempt to "save" assets that have crashed >50%. Only chase active hype.